The Greatest Lie.........

“It’s cheaper to stay in on the weekends playing WoW (whatever ur cyber toxin) then hang at the bars and drink.”

I think all gamers casual to hardcore has heard or saw that above text at least once in their time. It leaves me asking are you that much of an asshole that you can’t hang out with your girl or friends to enjoy a few drinks and partake in fine spirits?

Personally i think most that say that in mmo’s never done much hanging out at bars anyway so why use it as an excuse now? Probably too busy rubbing one out to some bizarre Philippine jungle love involving a donkey dick and a girl who’s height isn’t above the clowns hand for rolling thunder loops at six flags.

So i blow up my mind every time WHY USE THAT EXCUSE! WHY?

Everyone that drank in bars, drank while playing MMO’s too. I know i did!!! Hell forget about that virtual wine flask or dwarven ale it’s going to be a long night get some of the real shit! it’s when the well ran dry to the point that keeping lights, internet and game card active became a daily struggle and only then that i went without getting fucked up or baked at the computer.

Hell today alone i been pouring a shot here and there throughout the day of Jameson and man it’s so fuckin yummy!

Maybe it’s just denial?

Hugging the toilet once or twice is the destiny of the masses and best to get out of the way at a young age. After all makes it easier to wake up for work the next morning.

i R DanielB